Bring change to your Christmas tree with some fun Obama-themed gift ideas. From the sexual to the delicious, there’s sure to be a funny Obama gift for the most avid supporters of the soon-to-be Prez on this list:
Obama’s Chocolate Nuts
Fill your mouth with the sweet taste of Obama’s chocolate nuts. Unfortuntely, the Chocolate Nuts website doesn’t seem to be in business anymore, but you can make your own tasty Obama-licious gift out of malted milk balls (Obama’s chocolate balls), peanuts (Obama’s salty nuts), or chocolate-covered almonds (Obama’s chocolate nuts). You just have to design your own nut sack.
This gag gift is easy enough. Simply use a Sharpie (Democratic blue is best) to write the words “I Need a Change I Can Believe In” on a diaper.
Since the President-to-be has stated that he’ll kick his smoking habit once he’s in the White House, you can inspire his supporters to do the same. Simply slap a ‘Yes We Can’ sticker on a pack of Nicorette.
You, too can just be left alone to eat your delicious waffles once you make your own using this mix. You can also find Sarah Palin’s Mooseburger Helper, but she probably wouldn’t like it too much herself since no moose were harmed in the making of the mix.
So We Cool Now? Shirt
This shirt from T-Shirt Hell asks the question: is a black President enough to make up for what our ignorant white ancestors did?
Now that our country will soon be a little bit safer, you can keep yourself the same way with these patriotic condoms.
This great gag gift is a fun twist on a classic favorite, and it doesn’t bite reporters, get shoes thrown at it, or choke on stuff like some other White House animals.
Barack Bottle Opener
For those who are inept at opening bottles, let Barack inspire you to get at that bottle of booze with this All-American bottle opener.
Talking Obama Bobble Head
You’ll believe you can do anything when this Presidential bobble head encourages you.
Obama’ O’s Cereal
Don’t like waffles? Well, this cereal is the new breakfast of champions.
Hope you’ve enjoyed this list of Obama Christmas gift ideas. With his election being so historical and the economy being so bad, you may want to invest in a lot of Obama swag (hopefully you won’t need the cash in future, however).