If you have someone on your Christmas list that you just can’t stand or who appreciates a good joke, you might consider getting them a great gag gift for Christmas this year. Some of the items on this list are a little disturbing and may offend some recipients, however, so be sure you know who’s naughty and who’s nice:
Candy Cane Dildo
There’s nothing like mixing Christmas and sex, and this candy cane sex toy does it perfectly. It’s actually rather pretty, so be careful; grandma might mistake it for an elegant Christmas decoration.
Maxi Pad Slippers
It’s inevitable that I will get the email forward every Christmas about how to make maxi pad Christmas slippers. They make a great gag gift because they’re cheap and you might be able to make them with items you already have around your home (depending on what kind of gal you are). You can find instructions on how to make them here, and you’ll be surprised at how cute they can really be.
Jones Soda Chanukah Flavors
Not everyone you know probably celebrates Christmas, and since you probably just write any atheists you know off and have no idea what kind of gifts are appropriate for Kwanzaa, that just leaves your Jewish pals. Jones Soda has the perfect gift: these specially flavored Chanukah sodas. The bizarre four pack includes latke, applesauce, chocolate coins, and jelly doughnut flavors (just try to imagine what that even tastes like). But if you think these flavors are bizarre, last year for Christmas they produced ham and Christmas tree flavored sodas.
Of course these aren’t real reindeer droppings (I’d hate to meet the person you know that you’d give that to as a Christmas gift); they’re actually scrumptious chocolate-covered almonds with a clever name from the cleverly-named company Try My Nuts.
Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters
Talk about some naughty gingerbread people! You have to order these kama sutra cookie cutters from the UK, and at around $40.00 US dollars, you’d have to really be into cookie sex to buy these as a gag gift. Still, they are great for a good laugh.
Christmas toilet paper
If you know someone who is not especially crazy about the holiday season, you can get them one of these great rolls of holiday toilet paper as a gag gift. They’ll enjoy knowing how uncomfortable all their guests will have to feel contemplating using Santa’s face to finish their business.
And you’ll need wrapping paper for your toilet paper, of course. You can find a great variety of funny wrapping papers on this site, but my favorite has to be the snowmen committing suicide in various ways (one of them is by holding a blow dryer to his head like a gun).
Gothic Christmas Cards by Night Moth
Speaking of being suicidal, these gothic Christmas cards by Night Moth are another great UK Christmas product. They feature scenes that involve a gay Frankenstein under the mistletoe, Santa’s head hanging on the wall alongside Rudolph, cannibalism, and other Christmas craziness.
Bag O’ Coal
For those on your list who have been naughty, why not just get them a bag of coal? This bag of coal from Lesser Evil, however, is best for those who have been naughty in a good way. Inside the big bag of coal, you will find 12 smaller bags of coal, which is actually yummy kettle corn covered with cocoa. It makes great gag gifts for naughty Christmas partygoers.
And for those on your list who you know will be spending their Christmas in a very naughty way, there is this great Christmas gag gift. Inside this variety pack of Christmas condoms, you will find a snowman built out of three white condoms, a Santa and Elf condom pop (they look like lollipops), red and green condoms, and strawberry and mint flavored lubricants. This is a perfect gift for those who are looking for a way to relieve all of that holiday stress.
I hope you can find something fun on this list for those who need a good laugh this holiday season, because with the way the economy is this year, they’re going to need it.