I was interviewing the people on the road I live on and here are the resolutions of the new year for the people of my town and the best ways to keep them. First I came upon Danielle Kennedy, I asked Miss Kennedy what is your new years resolution for 2009? She said What is a resolution? She is five years old. I said It is something that you want to do very well and absolutely for the new year coming and I explained it would be on a writing site. She very excitedly said that I should tell all the people that read that she is gonna be able to kick her brother very hard in a sensitive place. I asked her how do you think you will be able to keep this resolution. She told me that she would kick him in the knee and grab his nose and then start kicking very high, because he is twice her size. I told her good luck on having success in her endeavors. Whew! What a feisty girl. I’d hate to meet her in a dark alley, she is afraid of the dark. There is no doubt in my mind that she will succeed, because I saw her practicing.
The second person I asked what their resolution was is her brother Mister Skyler Kennedy. His resolution is to play and conquer more video games and watch more television. Now Miss Kennedy comes back and decides that she wants to learn to bake cookies. I told her I would try and learn so that I could help her bake them. She did help me decorate a pie. It was a delicious chocolate mint pie. She put eyeballs on it with sour candy called eye poppers it was a very scary pie. She does have some potential talent.
Next I asked her father Mr. Kennedy what his new year resolution would be? He knew immediately that he wanted to have more Kennedy’s. To be more specific Try to have more Kennedy’s! He is apparently a very prolific man. He has several Kennedy’s already. I told him good luck in his endeavors and was not about to ask how to succeed in his endeavors.
Now, Mrs. Renee Ratliff has arrived. She is going to feed her horse. She says that she will try very hard not to fall off of her horse and break her arm again. She is also a school teacher and I believe she will succeed in her endeavors, because she has had her stud horse made into a gelding. I feel she stands a good chance of succeeding since during her healing he was healing as well. Both of them are doing very well.
Last I suppose I will tell you my new year resolution is to loose a few of these pounds I have put on during all the holidays baking all that desert I had to taste made me 8 pounds heavier. I am going to be taking chromium pilconate 400 micrograms and drinking lots of water and also count only my fat grams and my maximum fat gram intake will be 30 total fat grams per day. I am following a diet that my cousin Ms. nurse P.W.P RN. has came up with and instructed me and it seems to be working already. I will stick to this for as long as it takes to loose the eight pounds. I lost 2 pounds at my last weigh in and that was during the baking season. I will stick to it and I feel that depression has had a big influence on my non hunger and, so did the Colombian coffee. It was very good every morning and I will enjoy it with my last piece of mint chocolate pie in the morning and my chromium pilconate. Is a good diet. I am Living it!