Daffy Duck paced anxiously at the Acme Warehouse. He arrived early. “Daisy should be here any minute,” said Daffy. It was 2:30. Daffy was also suspicious.”I read the letter that said she would meet me here at 3:00. Something isn’t right. Her handwriting was illegible. Daisy has the best penmanship in all of Ducksville. I think that someone is setting a trap.”
Little did Daffy know how correct he was. Inside the Acme Warehouse were two ominous figures, Victoria Duck and Donald Duck. Victoria was holding an Acme freeze gun in her hands. “Now listen Donald. This is your opportunity to ice over your problems. First you freeze Donald. One half hour later you’ll have your chance to freeze your ex-girlfriend Daisy.”
“I don’t know,” said Donald. “I’m having second thoughts. I want Donald to freeze, but I can’t stand the thought of hurting Daisy.”
“Listen you lame brain Duck,” spat out Victoria. “They both get frozen. That’s the deal. Now get ready.”
Daffy approached the entry of the Acme Warehouse. There was still no sign of Daisy. Daffy took out a small pen-like device. If this is a trap, I’m now prepared to fight.”
Daffy entered the Acme Warehouse. Donald and Victoria popped out from behind some crates. “You fooled around with my girlfriend,” quacked Donald. “Now prepare to pay the price.” Donald aimed the Acme freeze gun straight at Daffy. Before Donald could get off a shot, Daffy pressed a button on his pen-like device. Instantly, Donald was immobile.
“Fool,” shouted Victoria. She took the Acme freeze gun and shot a quick blast at Daffy. Unfortunately for Victoria, Daffy was too swift and avoided the shot.
“You’ve fooled around with the wrong duck sister,” said Daffy. Before Victoria could even get off another blast, Daffy once again pressed a button on his pen-like device and immobilized Victoria.
Daffy looked at his handy work. Although Daffy was pleased to see Victoria frozen in time, he did not feel the same about Donald. He walked over to Donald and spoke, “Listen Donald. I know that you can hear me. I was set up by Victoria and the Duck Gazette. I am friends with Daisy but that’s it. We do not love one another. She’s your girlfriend and has always been your girlfriend. If you can get over your hotheadedness, I will reverse the effects of my immobilizing device. I will first set the reverse mode for five seconds. You must indicate to me that you will not seek to harm me or Daisy. Shake your head yes if you are in agreement.”
Daffy pressed the button for a five second release. Donald quickly shook his head. “Very good then.” Daffy pressed the button a second time and Donald no longer was immobilized. Just then Daisy entered the Acme Warehouse. She saw both Daffy and Donald. She went up to Donald and gave him a great big hug. “I’m sorry about this,” said Daisy. “You’re my Ducky Sweetheart forever.”
“I’m the biggest fool in the world,” cried Donald. “I listened to Victoria and almost lost the one thing that I loved the most, you.”
“Listen you two. I’m glad that you two are together, but I can only take so much of this sappiness. I understand that the government is giving a lot of dough out to the public. I’m off to Washington to get some of that loot. See ya later.”
Donald and Daisy were once again a pair of happy ducks. Daffy made out big in Washington. He now hangs out with another Donald. His name is Donald Trump. As for Victoria, she’s still frozen in time. She is now a permanent fixture in the Ducksville Museum. Oh yes, Daffy Duck bought the Duck Gazette. It is now being operated by his friend Porky Pig. And as Porky would always say, “That’s all folks.”