Every year Stupid.com names of some of the most absolutely stupid gifts that are on the market. This year, if you are looking for a gag gift or just want to know what stocking stuffers you should not buy, this list tells all! There are literally tons of stupid stocking stuffers that have been listed on Stupid.com. Check them out, buy them as a gag gifts, buy them for fun… Better yet, DON’T buy these extremely stupid stocking stuffers at all!
Stupid Stocking Stuffers from Stupid.com: Bacon Flavored Dental Floss ($5.99): Imagine this, you wake up in the morning, and rather than eat some breakfast with a few strips of bacon instead you use some bacon flavored dental floss. That’s right, floss your teeth with-Bacon! This is absolutely one of the most stupid stocking stuffers on the list from Stupid.com. Don’t get caught flossing your teeth with Bacon Dental Floss!
Stupid Stocking Stuffers from Stupid.com: Pooping Santa Candy ($4.99): Remember Pez? Those little candy dispensers that so many people grew to love. Many still collect them today, and if there’s a pez collector on your holiday shopping list then this stupid stocking stuffer may actually not seem so stupid after all. The Pooping Santa Candy dispenser comes with a squatting Santa and some candies (red and green) that you place in through a compartment in his back. Push down on good ole St. Nick’s head and well, he poops out some candy. It’s not actually a Pez dispenser, but a Pez collector might appreciate this gag gift from Stupid.com.
Stupid Stocking Stuffers from Stupid.com: 2009 Already Sucks Button ($1.99): Got a pessimist on your holiday shopping list…a scrooge perhaps? This is the perfect stupid stocking stuffer for the negative onlooker…maybe that cranky teenager or Uncle. Anyway, the 2009 Already Sucks button sums up how stupid a year can be. Simply stated, the button says “2009 Already Sucks.” Need it say more? If you know someone who may have had a bad year for 2008 or maybe already has a bad outlook for 2009 then here’s the perfect stupid stocking stuffer from Stupid.com!
Stupid Stocking Stuffers from Stupid.com: Butt/Face Soap ($5.99): This one is really gross…Butt Face Soap. One side is for your bottom and the other for your face. So in case you aren’t sure which side has touched where, just look at the soap and read the label. This is truly one of the most stupid stocking stuffers on Stupid.com and probably the most disgusting too! Don’t get caught buying Butt Face Soap for that special someone on your shopping list…a pouf and some scented soap will fare much better!
Stupid Stocking Stuffers from Stupid.com: Dumb Handyman’s Tape Measure ($5.99): This gift is a great gag for the handyman on your holiday shopping list…as long as he is a joker! The Dumb Handyman’s Tape Measure measures everything in stupid terms…that’s right, stupid terms…such as using pictures of feet for each number. (ie: 1foot equals a picture of a foot on the tape, at two feet there is a picture of two individual feet, etc.) As for the list of stupid stocking stuffers from Stupid.com, this one is both stupid and funny!