Would Sarah Palin make a good call girl? How about Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, or Britney Spears? What famous celebrity would be an ideal hooker? How would you find out that kind of information?
Steppin’ Out went to someone who would know, a madam. And not just any madam, but Kristin Davis, the so-called Manhattan Madam that was at the part of the call girl scandal, along with Ashley Dupre, that toppled New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. Kristin Davis is out of jail after serving three months for running a prostitution ring and she’s ready to talk. She has a tell-all book deal where, according to the Steppin’ Out magazine, she names names. Included in The Real Sex in the City: True Tales of the Manhattan Madamwill be politicians, Wall Street movers and shakers, celebrities, doctors and lawyers. But before the book hits the shelves, Kristin Davis felt free to speculate on who amongst the world’s hottest celebrity names would be a good hooker.
Not surprisingly, Angelina Jolie would be her “Number One,” as she said she likes to call her top earner. Davis said she would ask $2000 per engagement (one hour), but the client would have to book Angelina Jolie for at least four sessions.
Davis said that her top earners usually got at least $1600 per hour.
Katie Holmes, she said, would be a top earner. Davis said she could demand and get at least $2500 or $3000 for Holmes’ girl-next-door looks.
Britney Spears? Davis told Steppin’ Out that since Britney Spears has cleaned up her act, she could get at least two grand per hour for her as well. Spears could have gotten half that even during her shaved-head period.
Other big money celebrities? Paris Hilton and Melania Trump would pull down good money for working the world’s oldest profession.
(And Halle Berry? What about Esquire‘s Sexiest Woman Alive? She wasn’t mentioned in the article but one would like to know, for curiosity’s sake…)
But who wouldn’t make a good hooker? Sarah Palin. Kristin Davis said Alaska Governor Sarah Palin should not quit her day job (which looks like it is going to be Republican candidate for president in 2012). “I wouldn’t have any market for her. She’s cute,” the former madam said, “but not for my kind of clients … She could work for a cheaper agency – maybe a $300-an-hour type agency.”
Only $300? Why, that is nearly affordable. Did Davis see Palin’s wardrobe bill? Why so low rent?
One can only speculate (just as the Manhattan Madam has). Davis said that women like Playboy Playmates would not be very popular among the men who made up her clientele. Why? They are too “fake-looking” and their breasts are too large. One can only surmise that Sarah Palin is too fake (and she has been offered a deal with Playboy, so…) as well.
But Palin not being good hooker material and fake would be good news for the GOP. Add that to the fruitless search for Palin’s nude photos, and the GOP might have the perfect candidate. There hasn’t been a real conservative presidential candidate from the Republican Party in decades. And that fake Frances McDormand/Fargo accent would be a deal-breaker, you betcha.
Kristin Davis’ book, The Real Sex in the City: True Tales of the Manhattan Madam, is available as an ebook as of January 2009.
Steppin’ Out magazine