0-16. Seriously 0-16? You can’t win one game? The Lions had games against the 49ers, Texans, Jaguars, Redskins, two against Green Bay, and two against the Bears and they can’t win just one of those games? The Lions had the 1st pick locked up 15 games into the season, so blowing the rest of the season for better draft picks was an excuse taken out of the equation a long time ago. The Lions were so bad they couldn’t win one regular season game in a bad NFC North division.
As a season ticket holder, 5 of my tickets, I could not even giveaway….I tried. I could not sell the tickets for $20 a piece and they are 7 rows away from the field. People would rather spend three hours in the hospital than watch a Lions game in person.
The Lions are too terrible for words. The Detroit Lions are (alternatives for bad); evil, detestable, malicious, mean, naughty, offensive,
unworthy, vicious, wicked, wrong; dreadful, frightful, horrible, nasty,
serious, severe, terrible, unpleasant; awful, faulty, imperfect, inefficient,
incorrect, inferior, poor, weak, worthless; rotten, foul, polluted,
offensive, revolting, damaging, harmful, and unhealthy.
Things Lions Fans are Thinking: Where is Wayne Fontes? Is Scott Mitchell still around? I wonder what Barry Sanders is doing right now? I wish we would have kept Matt Millen! Was Joey Harrington really that bad? When does Michael Vick get out of jail?
-The homeless should receive Detroit Lions tickets. They wouldn’t enjoy the game but at least they could stay warm and off of the streets for 3 hours.
-Is Canada ready for an NFL team?
-Hey it literally can’t get worse next year, no disappointments.
– The Lions had 5 different quarterbacks play this season
– The Lions lost 7 games by more than 17 points
– The Lions were dead last in overall defense allowing league worst 32.4 points per game and allowing 399+ yards of offense per game (closest was the Rams at 369)
Question: Would the Lions beat any team in any of the college BCS Bowls?
Florida: No, Lions would lose 48-10
Oklahoma: No, Lions would lose 35-14
Texas: No, Lions would lose 41-3
Penn State: No, the Lions would lose 28-21
USC: No, the Lions would lose 35-7
Cincinnati: No, the Lions would lose 21-20
Virginia Tech: No, the Lions would lose 14-10
Ohio State: No, the Lions would lose 38-10
Alabama: No, the Lions would lose 31-0
Utah: Tie 21-21
What’s Worse Than the Lions 0-16 Season?
-That I renewed my season tickets this year
-That Lions fans and even sportscasters picked the Lions to make the playoffs after going 4-0 in the preseason (The only team in the NFL to do so in 2008)
-The Lions defense; I don’t know how they held 5 teams under 30 points (in 11 games they allowed over 30 points!)
-The Lions raised ticket prices in 2008
-Not even the auto industry is worse than the Lions, I think GM has better ownership.