The most popular superheroes today include Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Captain America. Spiderman and Wolverine. But I’ve always been a fan of the Green Lantern. Why? It’s pretty simple, the Green Lantern could kick all of their butts.
For those of you that don’t know the Green Lantern’s abilities let me explain. The Green Lantern has a lantern (it’s green, duh!). Green Lantern uses the lantern to power up his ring. With his ring the Green Lantern can make absolutely anything he wills. As long as the current Green Lantern is smart and creative there is nothing that can stop him. He can easily defeat any superhero he wants. Here are some examples.
Conjure up a few ghosts of Bruce’s dead parents to distract him and he’ll be no match for the Green Lantern.
Superman is pretty easy to kill. All you have to do is find kryptonite. The Green Lantern could take Batman’s after he defeats him. If that doesn’t work then Superman’s other weakness is magic. Learn a few card tricks and he’s no problem.
Deadpool is like Bugs Bunny. Just create a hot chick and he’s distracted. Crazy thing is, even a female robot rabbit might distract Deadpool.
Three words: Giant Fire Extinguisher.
Punisher has some heavy artillery. No problem. Green Lantern can just put up a giant wall to shield himself. Then throw a few heavy objects at him. Maybe one of those Acme anvils, a piano, or the kitchen sink.
All Green Lantern has to do is ask Cable to explain his entire history and eventually Cable’s head will explode from trying to explain something that has more holes in it than my drawer of socks.
If the Green Lantern threw some food over a cliff then Jughead will probably walk right off the cliff.
Scorpions eat spiders. The Green Lantern could create a giant, 50 feet tall scorpion. (I could have gone with a bird, but scorpions are cooler.
The Green Lantern could just take a nap and wait until Jean Grey dies again.
I’m pretty sure the Green Lantern could create a few saws.
Wolverine is a tough one because it seems there is no way to kill him. But I think if the Green Lantern wrapped him up in some tight chains and then dropped him in a volcano that would keep him busy for a while.
Green Lantern just needs to create a pack of werewolves and let them eat her alive. Werewolves aren’t Jubilee’s weakness or anything. I’d just like to see her get eaten by werewolves.
The Green Lantern can defeat Wonder Woman by creating a fake runway. Then when Wonder Woman tries to land her invisible jet he suddenly yanks it away and Wonder Woman crashes and dies.
A few well placed banana peels and oil slicks should do the trick.