I used to think that Bubbles from ‘Real Chance of Love’ was somewhat slow as in autistic or whatnot. I totally recant those statements. It is merely that Bubbles is different. Her goofiness (e.g. using balloons on her breasts during the carnival fair) is a sign of good-humor and childish innocence. Despite what others may claim, this is in fact a GOOD THING and not a bad thing. My largest complaint in regards to locating a wifey is that all women seem so mean-spirited, cold-hearted, and ‘un-naive’ that they come off as wolverines in the disguise of two boobs and a hoo-hah. Bubbles entirely blows away this image and instead presents such a delicate and loving personality wrapped up in more buns and thigh than a Chic-Fil-A chicken sammich combo meal n I ain’t no got dang lie!
It is sad though that Bubbles chose to seek the love of somebody such as Chance. Albeit Chance is a humorous, young, and delightful young man capable of leaving you quaking in laughter. Nevertheless, he does not possess the traits inherent to a potentially good husband. He’s a horny puppy bent on rubbing his ding-ah-ling-ah-ding up against any couch, thigh, or boom-boom that comes within his sight. Ahhh… what is that one question? Oh yes… why do good girls such as Bubbles end up with bad guys? I suppose it is the bad man’s charming demeanor and lusciously-laced physique that pulls these wonderful women into the cobwebs of the bad man’s lust. *sighs*
Bubbles… Bubbles… Bubbles… what are we to do with you? Or rather, what are we as good quality men to do to prove to you Ladies in general that the quiet, loving, caring, and passive man is a better choice? How we can we convince you to seek the long-lasting, tender, and passionate love of a gentle man versus the short-lived and ‘thrilling’ camaraderie of a super sexual Ruffian? Is it even possible to do or have we so alienated and disgusted all ya’ll that you refuse to even consider the advances of an El Lame-O (also known as El Lamer).
Nature tells us that love is marked by the propensity to pursue those whom most exude those qualities necessary to maintain humanity’s prolonged survival. Perhaps this explains the entourage of women who cling to this medieval image of a glorious knight who wears shining armor (has a hot body), tells lavish tales of adventure (lives an exciting life), and is equipped with a powerful lance (has an extra-large chalupa with sour cream jutting out the tip). However, are these men truly the ones best furnished to lead humanity to eternal victory and salvation along the lengthy spans of this glorious Universe? Homie don’t think so!
Anyway. Back to Bubbles!
I sincerely believe that society’s continued advancement will depend much more on mankind’s ability to share and express love versus our talent for hating one another. Society is so indifferent and almost callous in its ways that those who are different (either in beliefs, lifestyle, or even just race) are viewed as diseased and mentally deficient, and therefore classified as a derelict subset of mainstream society. When these outcasts of the underworld make an attempt to break through and inspire change, the mainstream goes on a major whac-a-mole attack. That’s exactly what I feel is happened to Bubbles on ‘Real Chance of Love.’ Bubbles represents a different type of woman: kind, sweet, loving, tolerant, open-minded, and nonjudgmental. This scared the other women so much that they went out of their way to attack and demean her. It’s sad and unfortunate, but a direct result of humanity’s inability to embrace love, tolerance, and compassion for one another.
Anyway… umma shut up now! Bubbles… if you are out there and still in search of a good man, feel free to shot me a holler. I certainly don’t have all the goods that Chance has (e.g. cars, whips, chains, strawberries, and lots lots lots of condoms), but I still know how to work it, twerk it, and shake it like a 6 inch salt-shaker! And I would treat you like a Queen, shower you with cheap Hallmark gifts (hehe), and love you forever without question… cheating is NOT an option in my book! And if you ain’t Bubbles, don’t pretend to be Bubbles, cuz Bubble imitators will get their itty bitty bubble popped like a fake boob! Only the real Bubbles is welcome to holla at me! Yah herddddddd!?
Umma stop day-dreaming now and get back to real life.. *sigh* :-D Best thing to do is make the best of what you already got in life.
PS – I ain’t a stalker darnit! lol. I’m just a bored fan who really likes Bubbles and would be honored to go on a date with her and get to know her better.